One of the sacred basics of survival is fire.  You must have fire!  Fire will keep you warm, cook your food and bring comfort and peace.  Shy of burning your clothes and furniture, if you want a fire, you need wood, not propane, not camp stove fuel, wood, and the wood fairy rarely leaves nice chunks of wood sprinkled on the ground for you to collect.  If you want wood, you have to cut it.  How much wood you cut depends on what you have to cut wood.

We sell a real man's survival saw, not like those wuss pieces of rough piano wire dangling from a key ring.  We only sell the good stuff because it will really suck when that other stuff fails and we will not fail you.

In the next picture, take a look at the puissant thing that some people call a survival saw!  They even have the audacity to call it a "GI saw" or a "commando saw."  No matter what macho name they give it, it's still a sissy cheese cutter.



You are supposed to stick your fingers through the key rings and pull the wire back and forth until you cut a tree branch in two.  These scratchy piano wire doodads can't cut anything harder than a piece of cheese and those little key rings on each end will snap off the first time you try to cut through a one inch pine branch, leaving you with a couple of over-priced hillbilly wedding rings.  If you are thinking you can cut firewood with this, you'd better have a lot of blankets or you will freeze to death. 

Our son is a U.S. Marine and if we gave him one of these commando saws, he'd floss his teeth with it...until the wedding rings broke off.  Don't waste your time buying a tactical cheese cutter unless you want to pretend that it is a garrote, and even that function is questionable.

Now take a look at the Real Man's Survival Saw that we sell.

This beast is 37 full inches of razor sharp, bi-directional cutting teeth made of the finest carbon steel.  The chain is bolted to heavy-duty steel handles, not rope, not wire, so you know it will not break.  This saw will whip through thick branches with ease and you can use it to cut enough firewood to keep you and the whole family warm on a cold night.

The Real Man's Survival Saw will not fit easily into your pocket (unless you have very big pockets) because it is a heavy duty, tree cutting tool, not a gadget.

You decide.  Would you rather have the sissy little cheese cutter or are you man enough to handle a Real Man's Survival Saw?

As for me and my house, we already have two of these hand-powered tree eaters because we don't have a block of Brie in our survival food pantry.  We will be able to cut plenty of wood for heating and cooking...and it might also make an awesome garrote. 

We have a small favor to ask if you purchase one of these saws from us.  When (not if) things turn to poop and you are out cutting wood with this saw to keep your family warm, you will be grateful for your saw and you will think of us.  When you do, please say a little prayer for us because we'll all probably need it then.  Thanks and enjoy your saw.