Everyone thinks they have to have one of these stupid shaker flashlights and everyone who buys one ends up complaining that they are junk.  Well, we're telling you right up front that these are junk.  They do not work!  Well, they sort of work and the concept is nifty but the technology is not ready for prime time.

So, we have a shaker flashlight here that you can buy if you think you REALLY REALLY have to have one, but we're telling you right now, "Don't buy it!"

Features:

• It will not work right
• You will shake your arm off and get nothing in return
  
• You will be disappointed
• You can not return it
• We will not give you a refund
• You will be angry at us and we will not deserve that because it is your fault if you buy this junk after we told you it was junk.
  

Do not buy a Shaker / Forever Flashlight from us and do not buy one from anyone else because they do not work!

There, have we made it clear?

Purchase one of our dynamo or solar flashlights instead.  We have tested each and every one of those and they work.

Do not click the Add To Cart button!